Elephants Are Not Victims (a topical blog by Stud Manly 5/12/2011)
The book and movie "Water for Elephants" is making
money because it is promoting how people shouldn’t be abusing elephants. But before you start feeling bad about the
abused elephant in this contrived story - remember these facts:
sexually abuse rhinoceroses on a daily basis.
2 Also a fact: If elephants could hold their breath underwater long enough
they would be hanging around on the bottoms of lakes, raping hippopotamuses.
this too: Elephants are passive/aggressive creatures who sexually abuse any species they feel they can bully. (If elephants
weren’t so frightened of mice they would be raping them too. FACT!)
More Important Truths about Penile-Docking (an informative blog by Stud Manly 5/3/2011)
1. Germans are rarely invited to penile-docking parties due to their tendency to want to pee on people.
2. There are Peeping Toms who specialize in peeping into penile-docker’s windows.
3. Penile-Dockers take great pride in their foreskin hygiene.
sometimes feel uncomfortable in non-penile-docking situations.
5. An aching foreskin is
a sign that you might be penile-docking too much.
6. More than likely someone
you think you know is a compulsive penile-docker.
Facts About Professional Penile-Docking:
People who make a living as penile-dockers are known as Professional Penile-Dockers.
Professional Penile-Dockers feel superior to amateur penile-dockers.
Assistant Penile-Dockers are thought to have little dignity (even Penile-Docking Apprentices feel superior
to Assistant Penile-Dockers .)
10. Unemployed professional Penile-Dockers never put "Professional
Penile-Docker" on their resume if they are applying for a non-penile docking job.