"Things That Can Go Wrong In An Orgy" a blog by Stud Manly 8/29/2011
1. You find out, too late, that your parents are going to be attending the same orgy.
2. You are the only person in the orgy who keeps getting pepper-sprayed.
You find out, too late, that all the midgets who’ve been invited all have herpes.
Rosie O’Donnell refuses to put her clothes on, and leave.
5. A blind guy keeps accidentally
shoving his weiner in your bottom.
9 Signs You Might Have an Unintelligent Child (a Stud Manly blog 7/5/2011)
You probably have an unintelligent child if...
your’s child’s life long dream is to someday become a human centipede.
if your child’s name is Chaz Bono.
3... if your child is stupider than
you, and you are mentally retarded.
4... if your child was literally born without
5... if your son gets his first boner looking at a picture of Rosie O’Donnell.
6... if your child tries to shove a porcupine up his pee-pee hole.
if your child works for Transportation Security Administration, and demanded a 95 year old woman take off her adult
diaper for security purposes.
8... if your male child actually enjoys being butt-raped
by Uncle Bob even though it keeps tearing his stitches.
9... if, not only does
your daughter have skid marks on her underwear; she is wearing her underpants outside of her dress. (Also her underpants are
inside/out, and she’s a teenager.)